Things I know about you
almost eight years in, and I'm still taking notes
Our little scrapbook
tap anything to look closer
Things I never want to forget
🏢 DEPARTMENT OF GIRLFRIEND BEHAVIOR
- Being ridiculously beautiful
- Stealing boyfriend's attention, on purpose, daily
- Saying "I'm fine" when clearly not fine
- Causing excessive smiling in a public place
- Being impossible to stay mad at
- Stealing meat off the pot
- Not washing your hand before eating
- Dressing like a bush girl many times
- Overthinking every single thing
- Being a detective for no reason
- Being too seductive
- Making me obsessed with you
- Getting me addicted to you
- Existing (repeat offense, 8 years running)
Official Relationship Statistics
filed by the Department of Girlfriend Behavior — findings are final, no appeals
You have one birthday present
go on, open it
click it
for my sweet pea 💗
Reasons I love you
(some are serious. some are not. no notes.)
🫧 drag any bubble out of the way to see what's hiding behind it
Catch the things I owe you
move the basket with your mouse, finger, or arrow keys — 20 seconds.
okay… one last thing.
Sweet pea,
[Write the real letter here — what these 8 years have actually meant to you, what you want her to know walking into another year. This is the part that should sound like you, not like me.]
Every version of you — the goofy one, the tired one, the one who steals my food and denies it, the one who's had a hard day — is the one I choose, every single time.
Here's to year nine.
Thank you for being part of my life.